salmon

One night, months ago, my Uncle Dan made salmon for dinner.  I had never eaten salmon before and was a little nervous about having it as a main meal.  It was too late for me to make other dinner plans, and I figured I should give it a shot.  I texted my brother Rick, telling him my fears.  Rick quickly texted me back saying that it tastes like chicken.  I now know that Rick was just saying that so I would eat it.  Salmon does not taste like chicken folks.  I don't care who you are, but it doesn't taste like chicken.

Two nights ago, we had salmon.  Being the 5 year old that I am, I just sorta cut it up in pieces and shoved it around my plate.  I ate some of it, but it mostly just stared up at me from my dinner plate.  My Aunt Paula asked if I wanted some strawberries with some melted chocolate for dessert... um, yes please!!!  Uncle Dan turns to me and says, "You didn't eat any of your salmon."  

Burn.