Glee

Me: Do you watch Glee?

Brian: Do you think I watch Glee?

Me: I think you should watch Glee

Brian: I'm not a 14 year old gay boy

Me: Neither am I. If there was a Dominion Glee club, I would be on it.

Brian: You are a dork

Me: What? No I'm not. Glee Club is cool.

Brian: For 14 year old gay boys

Me: Not everyone in Glee club is gay. Or boys. Or 14.

Brian: No, some are girls. Glee Club only exists in 1960s high schools.

Me: That's not true Brian

Brian: Since the show?

Me: It exists in high schools today on TV

Brian: Well, you've convinced me. I too feel the need to join a fictional Glee Club. In fact, I'm starting to like men all of a sudden and I think I can sing falsetto.

Me: Then you should totally join

Brian: Ok, where do I sign up?

Me: I'll post a sign up sheet. I'll send it to you interoffice mail. You don't have to try out. You can join. Singing and dancing

Brian: Because I'm so full of Glee?

Me: Lots of fun. Yes!

Brian: That's how people typically describe me. "That Brian is so bright and cheerful!"

Me: And optimistic!

Brian: Right!

Me: Perfect! You'll be a great asset to the Dominion Glee Club! DGC

Brian: And commitment-oriented

Me: I'll create a logo. Yes, so be sure you don't miss practices.